at the ATM / au distributeur de cash

Merci a Nadia d'avoir partager cette blague!

Les gens vont retirer de l'argent au distributeur avec une carte bancaire.

(Pour infos: mon beau-pere,lui, va avec une "plaque" dans le "mur")

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.>

2. Put down your car window.>

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.>

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.>

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.>

6. Put window up.>

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.>

2. Reverse and back up the required

amount to align car window with the machine.>

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.>

4. Find handbag, remove all contents

on to passenger seat to locate card.>

5. Tell person on cell phone you will

call them back and hang up.>

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.>

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine

due to its excessive distance from the car.>

8. Insert card.>

9. Re-insert card the right way.>

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with

your PIN written on the inside back page.>

11. Enter PIN.>

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.>

13. Enter amount of cash required.>

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.>

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.>

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet

and place cash inside.>

17. Write debit amount in check register

and place receipt in back of checkbook.>

18. Re-check makeup.>

19. Drive forward 2 feet.>

20. Reverse back to cash machine.>

21. Retrieve card.>

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,

and place card into the slot provided!>

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.>

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.>

25. Redial person on cell phone.>

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.>

27. Release Parking Brake.